Is this the real life?

Or is it parody? It's getting so hard to tell with these insane right wingers and Randian fools. From Rep Louis Gohmert's fictional "terror babies" to wingnut bloggers' fictional "Mexican drug gangs invade US and Obama instructs Texas law enforcement to cover it up" stories, to Nevada Senate Republican nominee refusing to talk to press to answer for her history of dumbass statements about dismantling the US gov't (a passion she shares with Rand Paul -- but he has better hair). The constant stream of ever more epic stupid from the right is gonna make me lose my mind. But the bonus is, that if the Tea Party assholes fill Washington with lunatics, there'll be room in the asylum for me -- if Rand Paul hasn't cut its funding.