Alright, all nice and dandy, especially the firestorm part, that's really fucking poetic, makes my heart melt, that's how firestormy it feels here. Oh, and let's not forget how angry I feel about the paragraph that follows:
WHAT? Did I read this right, or... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU GODDAMNED HIGHWAY ROBBERS? Would you like my firstborn, as well? OK, taking a deep breath here, I have to save my energy for angry Tourette kind outbursts for later, when the mail man comes with my COBRA bill (why fuck Michigan so bad? What did Michigan do?). Moving on. So, hopefully the latter quote sunk in by now, and I suppose you're ready for the reasoning of those rich fucks as to why 75% of your paycheck will end up in their pocket, and why you will be selling your kidneys in Chinese black market very, very soon...
Interesting logic. Rather lack thereof, but who am I to judge this poor, poor man who's struggling his way up this shitcreek of economy in a 7.5 million dollar yacht? Well, if we take a closer look at last years' profits of five most traded health insurance companies, their combined effort was rewarded with a tiny profit in the neighboorhood of some 12 fucking billion dollars. If that doesn't make you pissed off, my dear Michigan, then you must be dead. We shall mourn you, and we shall miss you. Well, maybe we won't miss Detroit, but I think that you, Michigan, are a notch above New Jersey, which is a lot, coming from me.
Enough about that. Let's see what this is all about:
OK, so far so good, a bit too vague for my taste, but so is our fucking future. An interesting fact is that Congressional Democrats have neither seen or signed the legislation. Do you smell that gasoline burning? No? I must be getting a stroke then, because I feel like I am about to drink a GHB laced beer in the bar where White House and Wellpoint often chill together, waiting for unsuspecting voters to pass out, who then later wake up feeling a bit... handled. That's probably how they spell "rape" on the Capitol Hill. It's so sad, it's funny. Now, according to New York Times (see above tag):
Latter part gets me excited with hope and brings a tear to me eye...but...ahh, do you mind reading the first sentence again, and again, and again, until you memorize it enough to find the same statement in here. Now call me dumb (I know who you are, so stop it) but I read and re - read that one sucky page of Obama's proposal, and NOWHERE does he propose to impose – that rhymes – anything resembling financial penalties for choosing to opt out. Just give me a fucking barrel, I'll bend over it, let's be done. Bad enough Massachusetts gives it to you "Deliverance" style for being uninsured, so why don't we model the whole country after that state? Imagine making federal minimum working full time with a couple of kids in tow? Having to dole out most of your meager paycheck for a health plan that will most likely suck ass? Oh man those kids will grow up having a phobia of Ramen Noodles, because that's the only fucking thing their poor mother will be able to afford until they get their lazy asses out in to the real world, and maybe even get a job. Oh, yeah, if those are still around. Kids, save your money for a trip to India or China, I heard they're hiring...
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